Weird Scarecrow

Lines the scarecrow speaks when hit or idling - several double as gameplay hints.

• “You heartless, cold-blooded monster!”
• “You pathetic scum… go rot in hell!”
• “What are you looking at?”
• “Ha! That doesn’t even tickle.”
• “Oh, back again. I expect nothing.”
• “That barely scratches me.”
• “That’s it. Short.”
• “Looks good. Empty inside.”
• “Keep going. I’ve got time.”
• “You’ll break me with that. Cute.”
• “I can do this all day.”
• “Hey, DO BETTER.”
• “I wonder what’s happening in there.”
• “The dungeon is insane. So are the ones who made it.”
• “I saw a giant rat fighting a slime.”
• “There’s a red tree with strange fruit.”
• “Think this place will thrive?”
• “You should eat on time.”
• “Some went mad staying in the dungeon.”
• “Hey, stop slacking and get to work.”
• “Better here. Still don’t like it.”
• “Quick, quick. Chop chop.”
• “It’s noisy. Less boring.”
• “Too quiet over there. Makes you think.”
• “Everyone’s busy. Same end.”
• “I last. You won’t.”
• “I’m so bored I could die. Yawn…”
• “I like this spot. Don’t move me.”
• “You’ll go back in. They all do.”
• “Don’t get greedy in the dungeon.”
• “(Whistling a tune)”
• “Time flies.”
• “Wait!! Calm down...”